damnyouvalencia: why are there commercials for cotton? i don’t think anyone sees those and is like oh shit i wanna go out and buy some COTTON.
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake